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Follow this blog, you’ll love it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeboaZg9F1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/35957617538/nutella" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/HESc6"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Truth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/35959613004</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/35959613004</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 22:28:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>RHPolitics: Paul Ryan and PCOS</title><description>&lt;a href="http://robot-heart-politics.tumblr.com/post/29242198684/paul-ryan-and-pcos"&gt;RHPolitics: Paul Ryan and PCOS&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://naysayersspeak.tumblr.com/post/29241967993/paul-ryan-and-pcos"&gt;naysayersspeak&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. It’s pretty sucky. Basically, it means that I have a hormonal imbalance that does all sorts of really unfortunate things to my body- acne, extra hair, weight gain. On top of that, I get my period really rarely. Like, maybe three times a…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/29242619363</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/29242619363</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 00:17:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>clubkayden:

This is spectacular. 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ayzf74tU1qiohhso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clubkayden.tumblr.com/post/28791164991/this-is-spectacular"&gt;clubkayden&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is spectacular. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28840307271</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28840307271</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 12:00:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bp8amF2K1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28833236046</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28833236046</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 08:43:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ladylovesbodies:

This is why she’s my hero!!  LMAO!  (Too...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2b8p7kVSF1qdar94o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ladylovesbodies.tumblr.com/post/28397543495/this-is-why-shes-my-hero-lmao-too-true" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;ladylovesbodies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is why she’s my hero!!  LMAO!  (Too true!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lemonamour.tumblr.com/post/20897627260/lemonamour-betty-white-ftw"&gt;lemonamour&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lemonamour.tumblr.com/"&gt;lemonamour&lt;/a&gt;: Betty White #FTW&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I love this lady.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28402094704</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28402094704</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 05:17:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ladylovesbodies:

This is why she’s my hero!!  LMAO!  (Too...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2b8p7kVSF1qdar94o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ladylovesbodies.tumblr.com/post/28397543495/this-is-why-shes-my-hero-lmao-too-true" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;ladylovesbodies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is why she’s my hero!!  LMAO!  (Too true!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lemonamour.tumblr.com/post/20897627260/lemonamour-betty-white-ftw"&gt;lemonamour&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lemonamour.tumblr.com/"&gt;lemonamour&lt;/a&gt;: Betty White #FTW&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28402023367</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28402023367</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 05:14:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, it’ll make your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70idlSbmE1r5d0ofo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tumblefunny.com/post/28400436691/funnytumblrposts" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/r1WWa"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So much this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28401962289</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/28401962289</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 05:12:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Your life is meaningless without...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo12_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo10_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnmu2Dc5A1qfdszxo11_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/15788026300" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g"&gt;Your life is meaningless without &lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;following&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; this blog!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Holy flashbacks Batman! I used to quote this over and over until my dad threatened to hide the vhs tape. I loved The Labyrinth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/15789859977</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/15789859977</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:25:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cosmogirl7481:

The moment we all fell in love and lost our...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdxb2zqbd1qfyp1to1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cosmogirl7481.tumblr.com/post/15401627218/the-moment-we-all-fell-in-love-and-lost-our-shit" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cosmogirl7481&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The moment we all fell in love and lost our shit.  #Originalward&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Truth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/15412083073</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/15412083073</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:57:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you’ll love it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw85leT9uN1qjtroto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/14665698949" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Follow this blog&lt;/strong&gt;, you’ll love it on your dashboard!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/14668043152</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/14668043152</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 08:13:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvc1u3GdxA1r2qodko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/13427040155</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/13427040155</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 19:17:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Click to follow this blog, you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lboqvtPWT61qdhr0lo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/10782963074"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm"&gt;Click to &lt;strong&gt;follow&lt;/strong&gt; this blog, you will be so glad you did!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/10786334619</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/10786334619</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 20:20:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theduty:

-sapian.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbd3fHRKF1qz9bwro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/10037822762"&gt;theduty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-sapian.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/10052384398</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/10052384398</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 17:52:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

[via]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1d1gLZIH1qewacoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tastefullyoffensive.tumblr.com/post/9006201978/tastefullyoffensive-com" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.someecards.com/somewhat-topical-cards/obama-republicans-bachmann-perry-election-funny-ecard"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/9007447508</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/9007447508</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 16:08:04 -0400</pubDate><category>lol</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdtkwLDNx1qzd7tco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/8467152193</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/8467152193</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:56:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thebusinessofeducating:

I try to keep this thing fairly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdd8eOH5W1qfmwjxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thebusinessofeducating.com/post/8440156299"&gt;thebusinessofeducating&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I try to keep this thing fairly non-political… however… yeah.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/8451039809</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/8451039809</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 21:01:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Gahhhhhhhhhh whut? I swear I had actual thoughts in my head...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hdsoFZxk7DU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gahhhhhhhhhh whut? I swear I had actual thoughts in my head before this.  But now. *poof*  Gone. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/8427722689</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/8427722689</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:05:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hahaha this kid is smart.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpbilivYEc1qewacoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hahaha this kid is smart.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/8427580325</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/8427580325</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 09:57:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Could you imagine what the Tea Party would be saying right now if there was a law on the books that..."</title><description>“Could you imagine what the Tea Party would be saying right now if there was a law on the books that allowed immigrants to indefinitely avoid taxes on income sent back to family members in the old country, in Mexico and Venezuela and India? Imagine the uproar if Barack Obama, in the middle of this historic revenue crunch and “We’re so broke the world is going to end tomorrow!” debt-ceiling hystgeria, decided to declare a second “one-time tax holiday” for, say, unwed single mothers, or recipients of public assistance? Middle America would be running through the streets, firing shotguns out its truck window, waving chainsaws in mall lobbies, etc.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;

As it is, leading members of the Senate are seriously considering giving the most profitable companies in the world a total tax holiday as a reward for their last seven years of systematic tax avoidance.  Hundreds of billions of potential tax dollars would disappear from the Treasury. And there isn’t a peep from anyone, anywhere, on this issue.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;

We’re seriously talking about defaulting on our debt, and cutting Medicare and Social Security, so that Google can keep paying its current 2.4 percent effective tax rate and GE, a company that received a $140 billion bailout en route to worldwide 2010 profits of $14 billion, can not only keep paying no taxes at all, but receive a $3.2 billion tax credit from the federal government. And nobody appears to give a shit. What the hell is wrong with people? Have we all lost our minds?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Matt Taibbi, &lt;a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/holiday-in-scambodia-20110720"&gt;“Corporate Tax Holiday in Debt Ceiling Deal: Where’s the Uproar?”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, I just can’t anymore…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://cognitivedissonance.tumblr.com/"&gt;cognitivedissonance&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/7949497010</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/7949497010</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 20:48:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>topherchris:

The rise of the internet has led to the widespread...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_looy1xiTNH1qdskhho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/7888266004"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The rise of the internet has led to the widespread creation and proliferation of crude photoshops which make simple and powerful political statements. I’m a fan of the trend, and a fan of this message in particular.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it’s going to be &lt;em&gt;awesome&lt;/em&gt; after the technological singularity in 2021, when an internet-capable artificial intelligence decides our laws based on the popularity of such memes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(I feel like I’m channelling &lt;a href="http://hatethefuture.tumblr.com/"&gt;hatethefuture&lt;/a&gt; right now.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m so getting this made into a shirt and wearing it to the family reunion. That should be fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/7896390332</link><guid>http://absoluthazelnut.tumblr.com/post/7896390332</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:15:20 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
